I F**king Hate Mondays!

Its exactly how it sounds. Mondays are the worst day of the week. Many people probably agree. Some people will disagree, if you don't have kids and is your day off, good for you!

Waking up to my son playing with his non stop barking 'robo dog' at 6:30 am was not a good start. Especially when he shoves it in my face saying 'mummy looooooook, doggy!' No time to wake up slowly in this house! But, of course this meant the kitten knew we were awake and started his 'meows for freedom' from the living room/ kitchen. Which meant my son opened the door and the cat makes a bee line for my bed. The hair attacking begins. Why are kittens so fascinated with hair? It can't be fun, right? I mean it stinks of hair straighteners and probably doesn't taste much better either.

Time to wake up my daughter for school. Who doesn't want to get out of bed. She's only 7. The teenage years haven't even started yet and I'm dealing with a pre-teenage strop. Oh, how I wish it was last week still (half term). So, bit of a back story, I told my daughter YESTERDAY to get her stuff ready for school so that it makes the mornings easier. Did she do it? NO. Which led to mayhem and shouting and running around, not what you want first thing in the morning. People will say 'why didn't you check she had all her stuff ready last night you horrendous mother?' Well, to be totally honest, sorry Jonathan, my youngest was severely constipated yesterday and I spent hours rubbing his back, giving him plenty of water and taking him to sit on the toilet. So excuse me that I was distracted and forgot to check. I'm human, deal with it.

On a positive note, Jonathan's outfit is super cute today! Do you want to see? Well, you have no choice, here it is!

Top- H&M

Jeans- H&M - Link here
Minion socks- Sports Direct

H&M is one of my favourite places for children's clothes, both my son and daughter have a lot of clothes from there and will be getting a lot of their 'Summer holiday' clothes from their too. Maybe I'll post a little haul once I have been.

I promise I'm not a moody bitch. Just a normal (read fucking nuts) mum keeping it real. Also currently typing this with a cat trying to sit on my boobs and failing to fit successfully on my C's. Sorry Stark, yes I named my cat after Iron Man, my boobs will not make a comfy bed.